Taco rice Puns

Well...it was more like this...

Me: "Can one of y'all bring me some chips?"

Eli: "Here's some Tostitos..."

Me: "Not those...they require additions to make them taste, so...unless you wanna get me salsa or queso..."

Eli disappears and comes back giggling: "How 'bout NOT-tostitos?" (Holding a bag of generic Tostitos.")

Me, laughing: "No thanks."

Leah showing up: "How 'bout MEGA-tostitos?" Holding out taco shells..."

Me laughing openly: "No thanks...smart ass."

Eli showing back up, still giggling: "How bought RAW-tostitos?" (Holding out tortillas)

Me, laughing harder: "Uh...no"

Eli: "Maybe the Asian version?" (Whipping out rice paper wraps from behind his back)

Me, laughing even more: "Go away."

Eli, appearing again: "How about make-it-yourself-chips?" (Plopping a bag of potatoes in my lap)

I have raised my kids well. My poor wife gets no break.