My smart watch never syncs properly...

β€œTape it to a brick, then it will sink really well”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zelderd2077
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My wife told me to sync her phone

So I tossed it in the pool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My wife asked me to sync her phone

So I threw it in the ocean.. don't know why she is so mad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I tried everything but I couldn't get my phone to sync with my computer, so I threw it in the toilet.

Now it's sinking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeDoofus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My wife asked me to sync her iPhone

iPhone is in the swimming pool now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song

#BUYBUYBUY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Gaming without V-sync...

A tearable experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Dad lip-syncs to his daughter's crazy tantrum. liveleak.com/view?i=460_1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/You-Can-Trust-Me
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Dad, what's the easiest way to sync my phone and smartwatch?

Tie them together with a string, then drop them in a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezanator11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a bug that lip-syncs?

A millivanillipede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_man_now_dawg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Punny n-sync reference my Gf sent me. imgur.com/8Fa7Tyz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamakhan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I threw my Airpods in the ocean because they weren’t working..

Now they want to sync..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souskei
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I really wish your subtitles could at least be synced up with the audio.

Oh, sorry. I was using the wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MethodRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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IT'S SYNCING!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseb3881
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I just dropped my phone in the bath

Now it's syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...

....is guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Syncing user data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerbinstien
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My Dad said his new fitbit was syncing

So I yelled "then it better learn how to swim"

I could hear my Dad laughing through a sea of groans.

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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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How does the iCloud float when it's always syncing? (x-post from /r/shittyaskscience)

You would think it would sync all the way to the ground by now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonickid101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunyyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I am dad now

This just happened at the dinner table. My Dad was talking about how he got up very early for work. The conversation went like this:

Dad: β€œMan, I woke up way too early this morning and it completely threw me out of sync.”

Me: β€œWell, why were you sleeping in the sink?”

My Mom rolled her eyes.

I am Dad now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLobster13
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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So my kids want to become a Boy Band

I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.

I guess they weren't N-Sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calmfan5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay

It is still syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.

Apparently it kept synching when docked

Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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I chanjed my ipods name to 'titanic'

It's syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencer0923
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Great list of excellent puns

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crΓͺpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop

any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd

never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians in America first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she

couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A theasaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The

police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

My friend sent me these puns idk source just thought you would enjoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benschweiz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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My wife asked me to sync her phone, so

I threw it into the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My wife told me to sync her phone..

I threw it in the ocean and I don't know why she's mad at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/straightweird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamesbond10000
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I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic

It’s syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I dropped my phone in the lake...

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: β€œThe Titanic is syncing”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I named my IPod Titanic

It’s syncing now

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I changed my phone's name to Titanic.

Its syncing now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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iPod

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says β€œThe Titanic is syncing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petar-Hr
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I renamed my IPod to Titanic.

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-One-Person2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I changed my Iphones name to Titanic!

It's syncing now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I renamed my IPod "Titanic"

It's syncing as we speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Apple’s new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic

It’s guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?

Help! We’re syncing!

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