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👤︎ u/Aegeus
📅︎ Oct 02 2015
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Remember Tom Swifties? imgur.com/gallery/GZA9jsU
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👤︎ u/jarjar420
📅︎ May 09 2014
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Tom's Swifties... Wicked.

"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/goboatmen
📅︎ Jan 07 2012
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Tom Swiftie: “Who rounded off the top of this doorway?” Tom said archly.
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👤︎ u/Eroe777
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?

Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2012
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"Serenity Now!" Tom screamed, malcontentedly waiting for his favorite show to start.

Feel free to join us over at /r/TomSwifties if this sort of masochism works for you!

Meanwhile... .
"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly.
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"I think I'm becoming a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead earnest.
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"Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.

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📅︎ May 16 2012
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