Tom Swifty Puns

A list of puns related to "Tom Swifty"

Fifty "Tom Swifties" slatestarcodex.com/2015/1…
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Remember Tom Swifties? imgur.com/gallery/GZA9jsU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarjar420
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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Tom's Swifties... Wicked.

"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2012
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Tom Swiftie: β€œWho rounded off the top of this doorway?” Tom said archly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eroe777
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?

Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RheingoldRiver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2012
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"Serenity Now!" Tom screamed, malcontentedly waiting for his favorite show to start.

Feel free to join us over at /r/TomSwifties if this sort of masochism works for you!

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"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly.
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"I think I'm becoming a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead earnest.
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"Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchGoodwin
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2012
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