No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JhopkinsWA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?

Waterway to get stuck

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/juan_____jbl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...

People must be stuck in it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ryan2849
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I should have been making more jokes about the whole Suez canal situation...

I really missed the boat on that one

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hallsguide
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?

A ship-ton!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CNRavenclaw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...

...and if I canโ€™t sue Ez, can Al?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal

If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bovabu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard

whoops wrong sub

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PeterPorky
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...

โ€˜Far Canal. I hate this placeโ€™.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?

Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zoolilba
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....

Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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About the Ever Given cargo ship...

I smell a huge law-Suez.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ixfd64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Itโ€™s too late to make Suez Canal jokes now

That ship has sailed

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TylerTechNZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?

Or has that ship sailed?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jxf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes.

That ship has sailed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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