I sometimes think about stuffing figs with Tic-tacs for dessert, but never actually tried it

It's just a fig mint of my imagination

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My sister got caught stealing fruit at the grocery, stuffing them in her clothes.

She was caught because staff could see her panty lime.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My son kept taking the stuffing out of his animals

I guess he’s into soft core.

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I’m taking my son and daughter to the store tomorrow to buy stuffing for their pillows.

I’m planning to get down with the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I took my son and daughter to get stuffing for their new pillows.

You can say.... I was getting down with the kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you call it when the IRS starts stuffing dead animals?

Income taxidermy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why Did The Stuffing Ask For His Privacy?

Because he was dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My young cousin showed me a stuffed lion wearing a tux.

Told me it’s a β€œdandy-lion”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Stuffed bears are overrated

Thank you for coming to my teddy talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billibob2283
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How did the scarecrow die?

From hay fever..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
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I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls

I’m a taxidermist

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What do you call an onion that has been stuffed with pie?

An O-pi-nion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adenu-Men5ah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NofarDCohen42
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Im stuffed
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I bribed my friends into helping me move by buying an extra large stuffed crust pepperoni...

I call it β€œinfluen-za.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I imagine pteranodons enjoyed getting stuffed on holidays too ;)
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A man goes for a prostate exam.

The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.

β€œYou’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”

The man says, β€œWell that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineer_of_sorts
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I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."

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Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.

But in Germany, it's the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call an evil stuffed bear?

Teddy Bundy.

Edit: that is definitely not wholesome reddit did that on its own

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Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

Cause he was stuffed.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...

β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed!"

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My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...

...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Pooh's face in the last panel tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JouleJawbone
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...

aye, matey it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?

It was a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughperman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?

He was stuffed.

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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

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I asked my daughter where her stuffed animal was. She said "Right inside."

I asked her why it was "Left inside?"

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I bought my son a giant stuffed orangutan.

For the ride home I put the monkey in the back seat, and let the stuffed animal ride in the front seat.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The ER gave my son a stuffed bear to take home. I named him MRSA Major.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dino_Mamma
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I sent my my deceased cat, Mittens, to be stuffed.

But the taxidermist only did her back half. It was a cat-ass-trophey.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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How does a crab feel when it eats too much?

Clawful.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My wife told me I needed to grow up, I was speechless.

It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth

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Why do Teddy bears don't ever have dessert?

Because they are stuffed.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What did the taxidermist say to the stuffed raccoon during an argument?

What do you know, you’re full of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Talking to a stuffed animal "want any desert"

No thanks I'm stuffed

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My son and his friend exchanged some stuffed animals....

After picking up my son from his friends I see that he came home with two new stuffed animals. I asked him how it happened and what the names of the new animals where.

"He wanted to trade for two of mine and he has these two whales I wanted."

"Do they have a name ?" I asked." And did anyone get hurt?"

" Nobody got hurt and they each have a tag on them and they just say Stuffing the Whale so I guess that is their name." He says as he makes whale noises from the back of the car.

"That seems like a great time. You got two whale the stuffing from your friend and nobody got hurt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talquin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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My grandfather passed away before he could complete his collection of stuffed marshland birds.

He died with no egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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My son still sleeps with stuffed animals.

He just loves taxidermy.

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If a mermaid with small boobs padded her bra, would they be called stuffed shells? reddit.com/r/NoStupidQues…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LboogiedB
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My son has a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.

He calls it Quacker Jacks

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Someone took their deceased cat to a taxidermist but they stuffed the wrong end...

It was a cat-ass-trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?

It was too stuffed to say anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I went to a museum to feed the animals

but they were all stuffed.

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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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I sleep with a stuffed animal

I just love taxidermy

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The best spot.
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I found out that my pillow is stuffed with goose feathers.

That makes me feel down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicguy1982
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaheiner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My niece picked up a stuffed animal recently.

It was a cat inside a banana peel. She kept going on and on about "It's so cute." I asked her "So you're telling me it has appeal?" I think a part of her died at that.

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His girlfriend was ecstatic when they won the giant stuffed bear at the arcade, but he was more blasΓ©

He'd only put in a token effort

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I could never tell my mother that I hated the stuffed cabbage rolls she packed me for lunch.

I have a lot of emotional cabbage

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

Stuffing!

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"I need to go out for a while, Amelia Bedelia. Can you do this list of chores?" Said Mr. Rogers.

Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.

When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.

Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"

"You said to cut the grass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Aven-_
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Just wanted to share my dad’s stupid little joke.

We were eating pizza with stuffed crust the other night. As we finished, he told us all, β€œman, I’m stuffed!”

It was even funnier that he was crying of laughter. I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidDFlanders
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After my daughter named her stuffed lamb "Yucky"...

Wife: "Yucky like gross?" Me: "No, Yucky like ewe." (I begin crying from laughter) Wife (with a blank face): "You think your hilarious don't you?"

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My dad, right after we've finished a huge thanksgiving feast, totally stuffed...

"Who wants to order some pizza!?"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?

Because he was stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Turkey Riddles

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/turkey-riddles/)

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President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes: The Definitive List

[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.

"It is my great privilege β€” well, it's my privilege β€” actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.

Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."

And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:

"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."

"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."

"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."

"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."

[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."

"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."

"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "

"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."

"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)

"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."

[from NPR -- http://www.npr.org/2016/11/23/503178220/president-obamas-2016-turkey-pardon-dad-jokes-the-definitive-list?utm_source=facebook.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/see2keroppi
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Man, people in the taxidermy business are killing it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
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4 year old daughter came over to me with her shoes in her hands and said "Daddy, can you put these on?..."

Like any good dad, I said "Of course I can sweety" before stuffing my toes into them.

After she said "NOOOOOOO DAAAAAADDY! On my feet!" I said "well why didn't you say so in the first place?"

[Helped her stuff her feet in]

"Daddy" she asked, "Can you pull on the tongue?"

......ike dthis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robinson217
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Lately I have been lying on all of my job applications.

I found them all stuffed under my mattress.

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My Thanksgiving Confession

Hey guys. As I'm sure most of you know, it's currently Thanksgiving in Canada. This time of year for me has, in the past, caused a lot of issues in my life.

To give a little bit of background on me, I'm usually an extremely healthy and fit guy, as I play high-level sports and have a physically demanding job. However, for much of my life, my willpower began to crumble around this time of year.

I first started taking my diet seriously when I was about 12 years old. I had some kind of realization where like, I dunno, I started looking at how jacked these movie stars were and was all, "wow, I want to be that cool too." Judging by the bowl cut I had when I was 12, my perception of cool may have been a little skewed, but I digress.

Anyhow, it was my first Thanksgiving where everything started falling apart. One of my relative's families ended up no-showing for dinner, so we were left with a load of Thanksgiving leftovers. For the next week, every single meal or snack I had was Thanksgiving themed. Sandwich? Turkey sandwich. Breakfast? Let's dollop some cranberry sauce on that bad boy. By the next week, my BGC (blood gravy content) was probably at like 1.0%.

You'd think I'd be sick of holiday food after that. But no. I loved it.

The tradition of refrigerated Thanksgiving snacks continued throughout the rest of my teen years. Like clockwork, the numbers on the scale would significantly jump upwards in October, with Halloween candy adding an extra layer of calories on top. By the time I reached 17, my waist had begun noticeably ballooning, and I realized it was all due to Thanksgiving turkey. Sure, I had some at Christmas and sometimes at Easter, but never like that. My mother would encourage this habit, making more food each year to be stuffed into our packed refrigerator.

The movie star bod I wanted for so much at the age of 12 was slipping a way. I needed to put an end to this.

Flash forward to October 2015, age 18. I had made a vow: I never again would place such putrid poultry onto my tastebuds. And ever since that fateful week of 2014, my vow had held true.

Each Thanksgiving, I can feel that craving for chilled turkey knocking on the refrigerator door of my fragile ego. For three years, I've held strong. But when will the garrison fall? When will that soft, biting flesh of the big bird smash it's way back into my life.

But so far, I've quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3gaC00l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

He was already stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobbr23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat any dinner?

They were already stuffed!

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing

It was filling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why didn't the teddy bear finish his dinner ?

Because he was stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat anymore?

Because he was stuffed!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekarenkaren
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why was the teddy bear never hungry

Because he’s always stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bf213741
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why didn't the Teddy Bear want any dessert?

He was already stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saint_davidsonian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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Why couldn't the teddy bear eat anymore food?

Because he was stuffed!! 🀣 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marrttt0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What does the teddy bear say after a meal?

"Man, am i stuffed!"

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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear...

She asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

In my best bear voice, I replied, β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed.”

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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say β€œno” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they’re always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they are always stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveSquare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They're always stuffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoobNamedYoup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why are the birds at the museum always happy?

Because they are never hungry. They’re always stuffed.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Who's never hungry at Christmas?

The Turkey! Hes always stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toto_The_Tyrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they're always stuffed.

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