StOrk Puns

A list of puns related to "StOrk"

Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....

... but the heavier ones need a crane .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?

Swallows....

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👤︎ u/Photographer_Rob
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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A Stork will always bring you a baby.

But a Swallow never will.

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👤︎ u/BoobieCat69
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Of storks deliver little babies, what delivers big babies?

Cranes

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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When it comes to baby delivering, a stork can deliver a baby...

But a heavy baby might need a crane...

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Storks don’t live with any remorse.

Nor egrets

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👤︎ u/The_Victim
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Invest in birds.

You'll make a killing in the stork market.

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👤︎ u/ExaltedBEECloud
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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👤︎ u/HansSven
📅︎ Jul 17 2013
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Smaller babies get delivered by the stork

Bigger babies need a crane

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....

But, the heavier ones need a crane.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...

but the heavier ones need a crane.

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👤︎ u/hoodwILL
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork

but the heavier ones need a crane.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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If small babies are delivered by storks what are large babies delivered by?

Cranes

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👤︎ u/Savage99308
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Small babies are delivered by storks but,

Large babies are delivered by cranes.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ May 26 2020
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small babies may be delivered by a stork

but larger babies are delivered by a crane

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👤︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
📅︎ May 16 2018
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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Did you know that small babies are delivered by storks, but....

Large babies are delivered by cranes.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ May 16 2019
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