We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/
We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:
Spin me up Scotty Spin me up before you go go
I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)
Then they got bored and called it a day.
Me: “How was the gym?”
My wife (pregnant with our first): “It was awesome, I did 45 minutes of spinning”
Me: “Jeez, you must be dizzy!”
Wife: (just shakes her head in disapproval)
Is this a new joke or did I subconsciously steal it from somewhere? Also is it any good?! Am I ready to be a dad??
It really makes my day
I'm a big fan.
Bye, king. I must go.
That's just how I roll
Synonym roll
A penguin in a washing machine.
My 4 year old came up with that one.
... that's a plot twist.
Would he become disoriented?
But it’s just like riding a bike.
You weave what you sew
A Berry-go-round
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
does he become disoriented?
"How can you be hungry you just ate yesterday?!"
... does he get disoriented?
We are remodeling the bathroom due to mold, and long story short Nicholas wasn't allowed in his room. While in the front room he moaned as loudly as he could "I'm booooooooooooooreeeeed"; I picked up the nearest 2x4, stuck it out the door and said "Hi board, I'm plank".
I got two chuckles from the contracter and my stepdad, and an "ungh" from Nicholas.
Better call Solo
Girlfriend sits down at spinning wheel to spin fiber into yarn.
"I think I'm going to spin for a while."
"Don't get dizzy."
commence groaning
Driving past a field of hay with the Dad. as this is the 30 billionth hay field we've passed, it goes unnoticed by me. We've already made the obligatory hey!/hay! joke. Several times.
So I was completely off-guard when he goes 'You know what the Canadians say? Eh!'
It just really makes my day
It really makes my day
It really makes my day.
After 24 hours, they called it a day
It just really makes my day
It really makes my day.
So after 24 hours they called it a day.
Cause it just makes my day!
