Space suit Puns

they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.

mountain climbing gear is a distant second

Breathtaking.

It's called an Astro knot

And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside

Here's a tip: don't fart in a space suit.

Any retail/coffee clerk: how are you today sir?

Dad: Like a fart in a space suit, Like a fire hydrant at a dog parade, Can I get back to you on that?, Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

There is more I just can't remember them all. So embarrassing.

I was wondering, if River Song were to visit Deep Space 9, where would she spend all her leisure time?

Then the answer became obvious. Holo-Suite-E.