A list of puns related to "Orlan space suit"
I'm curious to know what the differences are between the two space suits currently in use. Here are some I've found from Wikipedia:
Current Russian Orlan (MK) - 2009
Current US Extra Mobility Unit (EMU) - 1998
Would be interesting to see what Astronauts think of the differences between the two. I know Astronaut Mike Fincke has used both the Orlan and EMU.
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Orlan: http://tinyurl.com/q4ek3d4
EMU: http://tinyurl.com/q885dae
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When looking at the American EVA suits compared to the Russian ones, they are a near perfect bleached white, while the Russian suits are more of a light tan color in most photos. Is there any technical reason for this, or is it more cosmetic? I would think that the perfect white would be advantageous in controlling heat buildup.
There isn't one single fat kid who pilots the mech. It is a long line of pudgy children, chosen by counsel for their combat skills, intellect, and prowess with Taco Bell bean burrito eating. When one is killed, or gets too old, or too fat to fit inside the mech, a new obese child is chosen to take up the mantle. It's always boys. No girls allowed! They have cooties, afterall. These children have the intelligence of 25 pretentious redditers combined, making them the greatest scientists, engineers, inventors, and philosophers the world has ever known. However, where there are strengths, there are limitations. Their brains have placed all their character stats into feats that lend to the creation, maintainance and operation of the mech suit, along with any other plot-relevant technology (see item number 1 below). Because of this, simpler tasks such as writing prose, or understanding "tha ladiez" are almost foreign concepts to them. It's no different than the classic archetype of the absent minded professor who can solve complex equations in his head, but can't remember to wash the dishes, or where in the hell he left his car keys. Change My Mind...
Or, alternatively, the alien space hamsters are attempting to take over human civilization but misunderstand our politics and culture. For some unknown reason, they assume authors are the most respected members of the human race. They write all the Sanderman books, but have no idea how humans have intercourse, which explains quite a bit about their novels. The name Sanderson comes from the name of their home planet Sandon. They are the Sons of Sandon, hence the name: Sanderson. Brandon is just a random name they chose from a list of bland white guy first names. Change My Mind...
In either event, there are two types of people in this world...
1.) FOXTROTS ("alpha" is overused, so we're going with phonetic alphabet deep cuts here): Otherwise known as The Cult of the Brandon--those who have been infected by either space hamster brain leeches, or fat kid nanobyte technology. These individuals love the novels of Sanderballs and are his biggest fans. You can typically spot infected individuals by their Mistborn tattoos, or their ability to quote lines from Way of Kings, word for word. They may also be found in possession of multiple Funco Pops.
2.) WHISKEYS (even deeper cut): those who are immune to space hamster or fat kid hijinks. You will know a member of this faction by the copy of Lolita proud
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