I Suit Puns

"That's slander, man."

I'm now dealing with emotional baggage

I realized I was dressed inappropirately

Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.

They have to fit the Bill.

I hate knight shifts.

She said “then wear your own one then”

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”

Jake says, “No, just a regular suit.”

I just can’t find one that suits me

My wife looked up at me, "And...?"

"I guess I'm sorry for not telling you that you married a sans-vest-ite."

She stared blankly at me and then rolled her eyes.

I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!

The man who made it was Tailor Swift

Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

I have to admit though, he was quite a dapper fapper

"How did you find it?" I asked.

"Fun, very fun, "he said, "but the tailors thought I was crazy."

He said "so, so..."

I will use in only on spatial occasions

... just in case

"Make sure you get one that suits you!"

I'm the Best Man in my buddy's wedding, and my dad and stepmom were nice enough to help me shop for and find a decent suit. Going down the checklist of stuff I need, black suit, black shirt, etc. when we get to the belt. My stepmom asks me "don't you already have a black belt?"

So I say "yes"

Dad chimes in "oh wow, I didn't know you took karate."

I hate knight shifts.