A list of puns related to "I Suit"
I hate knight shifts.
"That's slander, man."
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.
They have to fit the Bill.
She said βthen wear your own one thenβ
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
Tailor says βThe vest is yet to come.β
Jake says, βNo, just a regular suit.β
I just canβt find one that suits me
My wife looked up at me, "And...?"
"I guess I'm sorry for not telling you that you married a sans-vest-ite."
She stared blankly at me and then rolled her eyes.
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
The man who made it was Tailor Swift
Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
I have to admit though, he was quite a dapper fapper
"How did you find it?" I asked.
"Fun, very fun, "he said, "but the tailors thought I was crazy."
He said "so, so..."
... just in case
I will use in only on spatial occasions
"Make sure you get one that suits you!"
I'm the Best Man in my buddy's wedding, and my dad and stepmom were nice enough to help me shop for and find a decent suit. Going down the checklist of stuff I need, black suit, black shirt, etc. when we get to the belt. My stepmom asks me "don't you already have a black belt?"
So I say "yes"
Dad chimes in "oh wow, I didn't know you took karate."
I hate knight shifts.
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