Space station Puns

A list of puns related to "Space station"

I grew up after covered wagons, but before space stations.

We had a station wagon.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Have you guys seen the International space station??

Its out of this world!

How it works is above me!

Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!

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👤︎ u/Hydro_12345
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
📅︎ May 21 2020
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An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station...

Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."

Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."

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👤︎ u/drewzilla37
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?

Space heaters

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👤︎ u/SlaterTech
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?

Tying the astroknot.

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👤︎ u/salmonellatuna
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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👤︎ u/260mg
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

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👤︎ u/G-Note
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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If Commercial space stations become a reality... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/servernerd
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?

It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!

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👤︎ u/OldBenKenzingo
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)

The jokes would go over everyone's head

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👤︎ u/NateY3K
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar

Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Meat Grown in Space for the First Time Ever

https://www.space.com/meat-grown-in-space-station-bioprinter-first.html

The steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/david-stone
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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The first luxury hotel in space has been announced

I hear the service is going to be out of this world.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/aurora-station-luxury-space-hotel/index.html

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👤︎ u/maerdnacirema
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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My boyfriend rolls his eyes a lot at my attempt at comedy...

Boyfriend: Antarctic stations are pretty much the closest thing you can get to being in a space station. But minus the whole gravity thing.

Me: Don't you mean ADD the gravity, because it's on Earth, not space?!

Boyfriend rolls eyes

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👤︎ u/Miss_Sith
📅︎ Apr 28 2015
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What do you call the people who clean the outside of the international space station?

Vacuum cleaners

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👤︎ u/Saph390
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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