Sophist Puns

A list of puns related to "Sophist"

What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?

Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.

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👤︎ u/Futch1
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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👤︎ u/yeezuswasaninsidejob
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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My 4 months old boy is already very sophisticated and artistic.

He loves dada.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ May 01 2019
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said “Uracilly man, D” to which DNA replied “what doth Thymine?”

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👤︎ u/Spook404
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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My son just put a small toy plane on the tree

And then said "it's just a plain ornament. Get it? Because it doesn't have decoration but it's also a plane". I was pretty proud

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👤︎ u/creaturefromthebog
📅︎ Dec 23 2015
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