Something's Afoot Puns

A list of puns related to "Something's Afoot"

Everyone has heard the phrase "There's something afoot"...

But we are really in trouble when something is amile

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👤︎ u/icecoldchris09
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits in my feet....

"Toe-tally" I replied..

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👤︎ u/iseebutidontbelieve
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.

Apparently something was afoot.

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👤︎ u/kesavadh
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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Shoe stores can't be trusted

Something is always afoot there

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👤︎ u/wawoodworth
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Why did the detective keep checking the bottom of his legs?

Because he had his suspicions that something was afoot.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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My sock has disappeared!

Something strange is... afoot.

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👤︎ u/h1ppophagist
📅︎ Sep 08 2012
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He walked right into it.

I was playing Kingdom Hearts with my six-year-old last night, when one of the villains was sneaking around and whatnot.

I said, "Uh-oh, something is afoot!"

"What's afoot?"

"This is!" As I lifted my foot toward his face.

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👤︎ u/taicrunch
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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A podiatrist is alone in the woods.

He hears a strange rustling in the bushes and says

"Something is afoot."

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👤︎ u/Thelandofmiguela
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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My wife: Ugh, my shoe keeps falling off!

Me: Cleary, something is afoot.

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👤︎ u/barelyonhere
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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