An unsatisfied chicken lays in bed smoking a cigarette next to an egg that rolls to its side embarrassed

Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RKO-Cutter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I was making some egg benedict...

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CountVeggie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Q: What's the past tense of "break"?

A: Broke

Q: What do people do with cigars and cigarettes?

A: Smoke

Q: What do you call a funny story that's supposed to make someone laugh?

A: Joke

Q: What's the most popular brand of cola in the world?

A: Coke

Q: What do you call the white of an egg?

A: Yolk.

No, it's the albumen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eldormilon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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