A list of puns related to "Smoke detector"
‘cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.
I'm still fuming!
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
...so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
because I failed to change the 9 volt battery in the smoke detector in her office. She came in afew minutes later looking for sympathy when the battery hit her square in the forehead when attempting to change it herself. Instead of offering sympathy, though, I said, "Well, there's a reason it's called a battery." And now I'll be sleeping in the guestroom.
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