What do runners eat the day before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expired_lemonade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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I'm so proud! My son has pulled off his first Dad joke!

It was so wonderful, it brought a tear to the eye! His sister got home from a friend's house when he showed her a package of Turtles he bought for her. Her immediate response was " Score!! Without missing a beat, he said "Actually, those are Turtles"

I've never been so proud!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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