What do you call an Indian using a karaoke machine?
Getupta Singh
Quintuple pun
I'm thinking about giving up my life and movimg to India to be a standup comedian, but I'm nervous, it would be my first Punjobi. I Khan't get very far without knowing much about Sikhing this kind of work, so if you could be my reference and Singh my praises, that would be great, I'm just sick of working in a Deli.
What do you call a Sikh with one leg?
Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh with great body balance ?
Balan Singh ๐ณ
An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai.
"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.
So I heard there's this new Elvis impersonator in Vegas... but he came from India
He performs under the name Elvis Singh
