If you’re not careful you might trip on them.
Honestly I just do it for shits and giggles
Wiid
They are mushrooms.
I guess he thought I was a fungi.
Apparently I had let staff morel get too low
A funguy.
A ‘shroom with a view.
That's the morel of the story
Because they have a shitake view of life.
Because I am such a FunGi...🥰🥰🥰
He was known as the fun guy … 🍄
Dad: why are there so many weeds and shrubs in your yard?
Me: because there isn't mushroom for anything else
Dad: I've taught you well son
Teacher: "Does anyone know what molds and stuff can be found in various locations?"
Me: "Well I'm a fungi, and I'm usually here in Colorado."
Talk about tripping on shrooms!
So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.
So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.
I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."
I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.
Just dad joked my boyfriend:
We're walking the streets of New Orleans, when we see a pile of white mushrooms on the ground next to a truck. It looked like someone had stepped and slipped on them.
"Looks like they were tripping on shrooms..."
Groan.
A group of friends and I have gone to Bonnaroo (a music festival, for those who aren't aware) the past two years. this year, my friends dad decided to tag along with us, and he is one of those dads who is chill as hell and doesn't really care about the obvious drug use that occurs at festivals. while we were all hanging out at our campsite, a guy approached our campground and asked "hey, do any of you guys want some mushrooms?" my friend's dad, who was fully aware what shrooms are, was the first to respond, saying "nah, mushrooms are my least favorite pizza topping." the guy just kind of blankly stared for a second, then walked away as we all laughed/groaned.
