Why is it hard for short people to succeed ?
Because they can’t reach their goals.
You really have to hand it to short people
Because they can't reach it themselves
How do short people cut their pizza?
Short people with umbrella
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms
But it's actually because they're dead
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
Do you want to why I get along well with short people?
It’s because they look up to me.
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?
Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame
Its only a twenty second movie
There's something about short people i just don't like.
We just cant see eye to eye
I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.
It’s called making the little things count.
Don’t pick on short people.
They’re down on their luck! ;D
I ran into this guy today who was belittling a group of little people for being so short...
I guess you could say he was a bit small minded.
Why are short people the best at Dad Jokes?
Because we always go for the low-hanging fruit.
Why do short people hate jokes about their height ?
Because it just go over their head...
I really like hanging out with short people....
They're really down to earth people!
What do short people in Minnesota like to drink?
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
Why you shouldn't tell short people jokes
The punchlines will just go over their heads.
If people named Friedrich go by Freddy for short, why don't people named Heinrich go by Heiny?
Why do short people dislike hot weather?
I've been walking around in 20F weather in shorts. People are concerned about hypothermia...
...but honestly, I've been pretty chill about it.
You really got to hand it to short people...
Mainly because they can't reach it themselves.
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
Short people can't reach an agreement.
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
You got to hand it to short people
They probably can't reach it anyways
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people.....
Because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people,
Because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
You gotta hand it to short people
because we can't reach it on our own.
Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms
But really, it’s because they are dead
You've really got to hand it to short people
Because they usually can't reach it anyways
You really gotta hand it to short people
...because they can't reach it on their own.
You've really go to hand it to short people...
... because they can't reach it for themselves!
I'm starting a charity to teach short people maths.
It's all about making the little things count.
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