You gotta hand it to short people.

Because they cant reach it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPennylicker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Short people can't reach an agreement.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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How do short people cut their pizza?

With Little Caesar’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Short people with umbrella

always catch my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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You really gotta hand it to short people...

...they usually can't reach it anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"

So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Str41nGR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms

But it's actually because they're dead

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Do you want to why I get along well with short people?

It’s because they look up to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellanGP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?

Asking for a mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faix_pass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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There's something about short people i just don't like.

We just cant see eye to eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danihatecookies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

Its only a twenty second movie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.

It’s called making the little things count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I've heard that short people live longer, but I'm wary of the statistics...

Is this an example of small sample size?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Don’t pick on short people.

They’re down on their luck! ;D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irish-Fritter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I ran into this guy today who was belittling a group of little people for being so short...

I guess you could say he was a bit small minded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why are short people the best at Dad Jokes?

Because we always go for the low-hanging fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplesofpie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Why do short people hate jokes about their height ?

Because it just go over their head...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godofbob2
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I really like hanging out with short people....

They're really down to earth people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianHusky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do short people in Minnesota like to drink?

A Mini-soda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeAdam825
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldn’t spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.

β€œSIX Pence? Nun the richer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howardstackhouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Why you shouldn't tell short people jokes

The punchlines will just go over their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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If people named Friedrich go by Freddy for short, why don't people named Heinrich go by Heiny?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/typical83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why do short people dislike hot weather?

It's too farinheight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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I've been walking around in 20F weather in shorts. People are concerned about hypothermia...

...but honestly, I've been pretty chill about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomDynamo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people.....

Because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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You got to hand it to short people

They probably can't reach it anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people,

Because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms

But really, it’s because they are dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukiamyourfather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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You gotta hand it to short people

because we can't reach it on our own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbhelms
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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You've really got to hand it to short people

Because they usually can't reach it anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcomed4u
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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You really gotta hand it to short people

...because they can't reach it on their own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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You've really go to hand it to short people...

... because they can't reach it for themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I'm starting a charity to teach short people maths.

It's all about making the little things count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00bzit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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