You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
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Short people can't reach an agreement.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How do short people cut their pizza?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Short people with umbrella
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︎ Nov 22 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms
But it's actually because they're dead
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︎ Jan 24 2020
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Do you want to why I get along well with short people?
Itβs because they look up to me.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
There's something about short people i just don't like.
We just cant see eye to eye
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame
Its only a twenty second movie
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.
Itβs called making the little things count.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
I've heard that short people live longer, but I'm wary of the statistics...
Is this an example of small sample size?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Donβt pick on short people.
Theyβre down on their luck! ;D
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︎ May 29 2019
I ran into this guy today who was belittling a group of little people for being so short...
I guess you could say he was a bit small minded.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Why are short people the best at Dad Jokes?
Because we always go for the low-hanging fruit.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
Why do short people hate jokes about their height ?
Because it just go over their head...
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︎ May 15 2019
I really like hanging out with short people....
They're really down to earth people!
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︎ Jan 16 2019
What do short people in Minnesota like to drink?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
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︎ Jan 22 2019
The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldnβt spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.
βSIX Pence? Nun the richer.β
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︎ Dec 29 2018
Why you shouldn't tell short people jokes
The punchlines will just go over their heads.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
If people named Friedrich go by Freddy for short, why don't people named Heinrich go by Heiny?
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︎ Sep 10 2015
Why do short people dislike hot weather?
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︎ Aug 21 2016
I've been walking around in 20F weather in shorts. People are concerned about hypothermia...
...but honestly, I've been pretty chill about it.
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︎ Mar 26 2016
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people.....
Because they usually canβt reach it anyways.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
You got to hand it to short people
They probably can't reach it anyways
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people,
Because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Most people think that t-rexes canβt clap because they have short arms
But really, itβs because they are dead
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︎ Aug 24 2019
You gotta hand it to short people
because we can't reach it on our own.
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︎ Dec 22 2017
You've really got to hand it to short people
Because they usually can't reach it anyways
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︎ Aug 02 2019
You really gotta hand it to short people
...because they can't reach it on their own.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
You've really go to hand it to short people...
... because they can't reach it for themselves!
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︎ May 31 2019
I'm starting a charity to teach short people maths.
It's all about making the little things count.
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