Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?
Apparently, he was out standing in his field.
Choose a major you love
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
I asked my dad if I can be a history major,
He said, “Don’t. There’s no future in it.”
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
A big light switch is a major turn-on
I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
Today I was playing chess and blundered a major piece
Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough
Now he can hear the voices too !
The culprit is a major D.
I asked my friend who is a major in Geology, what is the most expensive rock in the world?
He replied Dwayne Johnson
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.
Maybe that will resolve things.
(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)
After the G7 summit, they should follow it up with a C major summit
So things can get resolved
Did you all hear recently that a major cheese factory exploded in France?
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
The Green New Deal now has Dadjokes as a major pillar
We are the foremost experts in recycling!
A major component of our brains
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?
Because it's not that hard to stay positive.
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
The ER gave my son a stuffed bear to take home. I named him MRSA Major.
Did you guys watch the news? Someone poured oil all over a major Jordanian city and heated it up.
The news was showing a series of major fires all within close proximity to each other...
... my fiancée said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"
Its a wonder she's marrying me.
6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.
Withdrawn: £9,000,000
Balance:£0.00
A Martian has filed a race discrimination lawsuit against a major US corporation
This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.
(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)
What do you call a fish that majors in geometry?
Why did the business major take a band class?
So a council meeting involving a large sum of employees were under major stress on what to call their restaurant. The team leader was furiously dissatisfied and screamed:
If you're a CS major, there's no snaking around Python.
Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tried to Log a Rhythm!
“Dad, I want to be a history major!”
Dad: I don’t see any future in it.
I told my dad I wanted to be a history major.
Dad: I don’t think there’s a future in that.
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