F=GMm/r^2
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I rang my blonde g/f to tell her that I was staying home because I had bronchitis.
She said, "Awww, at least you have company. I wish I had a dinosaur."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevyโd a river
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︎ Nov 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting โf#ckโ, โb#ll&cksโ, โw#nkerโ!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I got an F in art class on purpose
I wanted my report card to spell out F art
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︎ Nov 15 2020
loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Hi everyone 24(F) here
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I showed this woman all the F-150s at my local dealership, and she instantly wanted me.
I guess she was really into pickup lines.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
F
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How many f***s does a catholic sister give?
Nun.
[Inspired by Netflix - Warrior Nun]
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︎ Jul 25 2020
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Press F
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
You can be -273,15 ยฐC (-457,87 ยฐF) but still be 0K.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
F in the chat
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81ยฐF in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"
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︎ Apr 27 2019
F
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Iโm the kind of guy that would yell โLanguageโ whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said โLanguage.โ She then flipped me off.
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︎ May 19 2020
Hello everyone, 27(F) here
Can I swap you for the aisle seat?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
My dumbass son thinks thereโs the letter F is in the word โwayโ
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︎ Dec 08 2018
F's in the chat for my guy
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︎ Dec 20 2019
F*cking sports fans!
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I wish you f(ALL) the same
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is fโin funny!
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︎ May 11 2018
N S F W
Reads the secondhand compass I bought
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What starts with F but ends with UCK?
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︎ May 04 2020
Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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︎ Sep 17 2019
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโฆ
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My mother has a beautifully arranged shell-f at her home.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
My f*ckin legs
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︎ Dec 25 2019
My friend told me this: What did the pet frog say after you received an F on your test paper?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
There was this guy who was rating big pools of water from A-F
Always rated the biggest ones C.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
The F word
Me: did you just fucking fart
Dad: DONT YOU ARE USE THE F WORD WITH ME. MY GRANNY BEAT ME WHEN I SAID THE WORD FART. Jeez, fucking kids.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Hello everyone 24 (F) here.
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︎ May 29 2020
A B ๐ฟ E F G
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