F=GMm/r^2
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vanquish10
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I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"

In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?

excruises

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I rang my blonde g/f to tell her that I was staying home because I had bronchitis.

She said, "Awww, at least you have company. I wish I had a dinosaur."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?

Fire Truck

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noxidexr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?

Bc no one ever Chevyโ€™d a river

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/psykotic24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting โ€œf#ckโ€, โ€œb#ll&cksโ€, โ€œw#nkerโ€!

Then realised I was in the menswear section.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jnolife
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrjaxson1111
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Explodidoshas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Hi everyone 24(F) here

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jonafamjoesta
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I showed this woman all the F-150s at my local dealership, and she instantly wanted me.

I guess she was really into pickup lines.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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F
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iamrdk21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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How many f***s does a catholic sister give?

Nun.

[Inspired by Netflix - Warrior Nun]

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nLych
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Press F
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bad_Cornflakes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night

Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eormada
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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You can be -273,15 ยฐC (-457,87 ยฐF) but still be 0K.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LemanRussNL
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyclopropagative
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

Heโ€™s a pickup artist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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F in the chat
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Curtbot9001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81ยฐF in the house. My dog is looking at me like...

"This is not cool..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPossible
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"

I said "No, it doesn't".

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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F
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Succumb_to_the_Void
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Iโ€™m the kind of guy that would yell โ€œLanguageโ€ whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said โ€œLanguage.โ€ She then flipped me off.

SIGN LANGUAGE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RolandoDR98
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Hello everyone, 27(F) here

Can I swap you for the aisle seat?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smeego78
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My dumbass son thinks thereโ€™s the letter F is in the word โ€˜wayโ€™

Thereโ€™s no F in way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/R0adzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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F's in the chat for my guy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/slapdepizza
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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F*cking sports fans!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/butterscotchchips-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I wish you f(ALL) the same
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theEndWasShit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is fโ€™in funny!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11 2018
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N S F W

Reads the secondhand compass I bought

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What starts with F but ends with UCK?

Firetruck!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pacifou
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lisamar13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?

It stands for the gunction of x.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lyreoz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonaSavage17
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My mother has a beautifully arranged shell-f at her home.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ostrantula
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My f*ckin legs
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spart_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My friend told me this: What did the pet frog say after you received an F on your test paper?

Rippit

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TimStaotic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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There was this guy who was rating big pools of water from A-F

Always rated the biggest ones C.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/draadhaai
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The F word

Me: did you just fucking fart Dad: DONT YOU ARE USE THE F WORD WITH ME. MY GRANNY BEAT ME WHEN I SAID THE WORD FART. Jeez, fucking kids.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/What_am_I_guy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.

Heโ€™s a pickup artist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Hello everyone 24 (F) here.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jonafamjoesta
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A B ๐Ÿ’ฟ E F G
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