o m g
π︎ 17
π
︎ May 14 2021
Where did all the G.I. Joe fighters train?
π︎ 2
π
︎ May 29 2021
good g-Reef
π︎ 33
π
︎ Apr 23 2021
G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
π︎ 32
π
︎ Apr 22 2021
What inspired Bach to compose βAir on the G Stringβ?
When his wife farted in her thong.
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 23 2021
Why is the G in gnocchi silent?
Because a real G never snitches on his homies.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Apr 03 2021
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
π︎ 34
π
︎ Feb 25 2021
Found this little β¨g e mβ¨ on r/technicallythetruth
π︎ 76
π
︎ Dec 24 2020
I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"
In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 02 2021
A man was walking g down the street...
When out of nowhere, he gets hit by a car and flipped over. A woman came running over as he was lying on the sidewalk, takes off her jacket and slides it u der his head.
"Are you comfortable?" The woman asked
"Meh, I make a living." He replied.
π︎ 5
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︎ Feb 04 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
π︎ 12
π
︎ Dec 25 2020
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
π︎ 360
π
︎ Jun 23 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Feb 06 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Dec 11 2019
I rang my blonde g/f to tell her that I was staying home because I had bronchitis.
She said, "Awww, at least you have company. I wish I had a dinosaur."
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 09 2021
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
π︎ 24
π
︎ Oct 16 2020
I think I found the βG spotβ at work today..
π︎ 12
π
︎ Sep 03 2020
G(old)
π︎ 100
π
︎ Jun 15 2020
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 13 2020
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 07 2020
As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:
"Give me back my guitar!"
π︎ 3
π
︎ Aug 18 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
π︎ 21
π
︎ Feb 08 2020
My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...
It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jun 29 2020
It's no longer you and me. It's g(us).
π︎ 7
π
︎ Apr 10 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 08 2020
O m g alright
π︎ 23
π
︎ Jan 24 2020
I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.
The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Jul 29 2018
G
π︎ 37
π
︎ Sep 27 2019
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
π︎ 16
π
︎ Feb 29 2020
There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Mar 28 2020
They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.
Maybe that will resolve things.
(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)
π︎ 12
π
︎ Aug 29 2019
(G)old
π︎ 140
π
︎ Jun 13 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
π︎ 2
π
︎ Mar 27 2020
I am a g o d
π︎ 16
π
︎ Sep 13 2019
Hot dio-g
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jun 15 2019
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 23 2019
I just found that the letters βtβ and βgβ are too close to each other on the keyboard.
Iβm never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.
π︎ 18
π
︎ Apr 07 2019
Im the G
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 04 2019
What do you call a gangbang full of G's?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jul 21 2019
A bee-g surprise (x-post: r/funny)
π︎ 191
π
︎ Jun 15 2017
My friend opened a club called βThe G-Spotβ
But it closed after a week, because most men couldnβt find it.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Mar 04 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
π︎ 25
π
︎ Dec 02 2020
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.
π︎ 161
π
︎ Jun 15 2020
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
π︎ 24
π
︎ Apr 11 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
π︎ 15
π
︎ Dec 11 2019
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