The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
Why wasn't helium surprised or shocked when it won the lottery?
Because it's not a very good reactor
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
People are usually shocked...
When they find out I'm not a good electrician
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
My wife looked shocked....
When I dropped that toaster in the bath.
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record.
But I love their greatest hits!
When I’m fixing an outlet and I get shocked
Everybody is shocked....
When they realize I’m not an electrician.
A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
I saw a cop zap a criminal with a Taser, but then shocked him again when he was already on the ground...
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
I was shocked when my brother told me he adopted a baboon!
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Went to Nordstrom’s to pick up a new tie for my sisters wedding. I was shocked to find that they only had two left.
Both were very nice but I couldn’t decide which I liked more.
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled.
How could anyone stoop so low.
I'm gonna be positively shocked to see 2 updoots
My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity
He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”
When you get it, you'll be shocked
I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...
Because Missouri loves company.
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
When I get my electric bill, I'm always shocked. But when I see my water bill...
I really start to feel the pressure.
I told my friend I don’t see color. He was shocked and said,”But you’ve known me for forever and you’re saying you don’t know I’m black?” Then I said,
“I don’t know man, you look kinda gray to me.”
I came to work this morning and was shocked to find that our company was bought over by a firm in Madrid.
No one expects the Spanish acquisition.
I got into an accident and I was shocked when the doctor told me that my fingers were broken.
The other day I ran into someone who was shocked that I had grown a beard
To which I said, “I grew it over winter, but I’m thinking of shaving it off. Only it’s been growing on me”
This outlet is shocked to see me!
I was shocked to see the reveal that Kylo Ren was not an only child...
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
No one is shocked when a defibrillator fails
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Did you hear the recent electrifying news about a drunken idiot who climbed a power pole and got the crap shocked out of him?
It's good to keep up on current events.
My old girlfriend came up to me and tried to give me a hug, but was shocked...
Ex-static to see me she was!
People are shocked!
When they find out I’m a terrible electrician.
People are usually shocked that I have a police record.
But I love their Greatest hits !
Most people get shocked when they find out..
I’m not their electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a great electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked when the doctors told me I broke all my fingers.
When I woke up from my accident, I was shocked to find out that I had broken all my fingers.
People tend to be shocked when they find out what a bad electrician I am.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
People are shocked when they find out ...
... I'm actually not a very good electrician.
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