Sherman Puns

A list of puns related to "Sherman"

What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something

"Sher-man"

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👤︎ u/Anexsistantbeing76
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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How did the Sherman Tank get its name?

During testing, the driver said he wanted to go 2,000 miles without changing the transmission.

The tank responded with "Sure, man."

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👤︎ u/Ralph090
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Two goldfish are in a tank

One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you name a guy who agrees with everything?

Sherman.

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👤︎ u/spiderroom
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Which tree has the best bark?

Dogwood.

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/BigDaddyAlex7077
📅︎ May 07 2020
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