"I never got to know my real ladder."
It's like a sauna in here.
You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.
Score! I got free antique-y torches!
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
It really hit close to home.
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
There was no battering ram.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
on the importance of saving energy.
How low can you go?
They can run, but they cannot hide.
He pulls out a handheld plastic device and says “Sorry kiddo, I left my Stud Finder on.”
He says it doesn't look stable.
A reptile dysfunction.
Now I'm a werehouse.
Usain Molt.
I guess it was unstable.
Why can't they understand that, sometimes, I just want to be leaft alone?
he claims it was an Axe-cident
When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."
it was an emulsional time for me.
My son out-of-the-blue said "When I grow up I'm going to run a Star Wars, like, park thing. And I'm going to have an elevator painted with Darth Vader on it and I'm going to call it Darth EleVader."
Like a brazilllion.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Snaked
