There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
North Carolina Girl Loses Left Arm to Shark Attack... imgur.com/gallery/lIhoZrU
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
I don't understand why people get attacked by Sharks....
Can they not hear the music?
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
It’s just one kilo-byte.
A pun for my final protect title
Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
A man was attacked by a shark in the waters off Australia...
He was a good old chum, said his friend.
Double Dad Joke at the Dinner table
So I was having dinner with my Wife's family and her niece is telling us about a shark attack she heard about.
Her, "It bit off his arm and swam away!"
Her Dad, "Well at least the guys 'armless now."
Me, "I just hope it was his left arm. Then he'd be all-right."
