I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...

... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKatnukAhas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Sage driving advice from my dad.

While practicing on my L's: "When you're in a hurry, yellow is just a funny shade of green"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rikeus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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