What animals love to live in a sewer?

Turdles.

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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?

It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.

It becomes pooblic domain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gustavo6046
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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My friend is a professional sewer inspector

Truly a connoisewer

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....

.....I mean, the shit they have to go through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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If Splinter were to make a funny joke. I could see Michelangelo saying "That was such a Sewer Grate Joke"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdntuliketokno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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If you kill yourself in a sewer

Is it called sewer-cide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankest-corndog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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You guys heard about those selfish kids having sex in the sewers?

Fucking ingrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoRUGurl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you hear about the new sewer system?

Probably not, it's pretty underground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealClamJumper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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What did the man say when he accidentally dropped something into the sewer?

Rats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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You can't trust old sewer pipes....

They're full of crap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MewsickFreek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Someone told me as a kid that huge reptiles reside in the sewers...

What a croc of shit that turned out to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikaosol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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