Went to the doctors and complained that I had trouble urinating.

"So, take these pills to cure your waterworks problem, then give me a tinkle." the doctor said.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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👤︎ u/wtflagnard
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How do you clean a monopoly board....

Waterworks!

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👤︎ u/JDogRob
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