Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....
It made me laugh as hard as the other two combined.
Amber Heard
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom What do you call a cow with one leg? A Steak What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milk shake What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf (inated)
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
It will be as big as the last two put together.
A fibber Nazi sequence.
A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.
A Fibber Nazi Sequence.
He colored a few stickers and they told a story if placed in the correct sequence, so I guess to a 6 year old, it's kind of like a movie
Son: Would you like to see the video I just made?
Me: Sure! Did you make a title for your video?
Son: It's called Video Tape
So proud :D
Here's the sequence:
Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.
Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.
“Nope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”
“No. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”
Its worse than the last two jokes you heard, combined.
