SCUBA, as a lesser known fact, is an acronym for: Self Contained Breathing Apparatus
And so is your good friend the TUBA, standing in for: Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
I have decided to pass my time in self-quarantine by streaming Sylvester Stallone movies.
Unfortunately, I'm off to a Rocky start.
My Farmer Self
As harvest approaches I sent a request for help to my relatives. I am awaiting the reaper cousins.
Saw a self driving car the other day with the driver asleep
He must have been using snooze control.
I went to the library and asked for the self help section
They said if they told me it would defeat the purpose.
What do guys named Sergio use for self-defense?
My mother in law doesn't like self-raising flour...
I recently completed a self defence course
I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.
In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife
Don’t urinate on people in self defense
You’re just going to make them more pissed
I knew a guy in college who was a self proclaimed chick magnet.
Based on my observations, he was 100% correct - just not the polarity he thought he was.
What did the doctor say to the patient who insisted on sewing up their own wound?
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The strength of your grip.
Why did the wind farm technician have such high self-esteem?
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They were surrounded by all of their biggest fans.
My Daughter turned 18 over the weekend, so I bought her a locket with a picture of herself inside. Thankfully, she's now finally..
What martial art did the apple pick up for self-defense?
I think I’ll get a job in Mirror factory…
It’s something I could really see myself doing.
I went to my 20 year Kindergarten Reunion and felt very self conscious...
I had gained well over a hundred pounds!
Did you hear about the paranoid guy with low self-esteem?
He thought nobody important was out to get him.
This post is set to self destruct in 5 seconds.
edit: wow, this blew up quick.
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?
Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
why do vain people use the self service isle at the supermarket?
Because they like checking themselves out.
What do you do with ballon’s that are hurt?
You helium
I’ll show my self out
Highly Educated people are hotter
Because they have more degrees
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
The King sleeps on the king sized bed, the Queen sleeps on the queen sized bed, so where does the Prince sleep?
I’ve been taking art classes to help with my self control
It really helps me to figure out where I should draw the line.
Grocery shopping is great for my self-esteem
I always end up getting checked out
The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget.
They had to start cutting coroners.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
What do you call a highly self-actualized lycanthrope?
Need stitches? Either see a doctor, or save money and D.I.Y. ....
Where do dads get most of their dad jokes from?
[OC] This is definitely not a cry for help.
My dad can no longer make egg jokes like he used to…
He’s a shell of his former self.
Just texted my wife to say I was in a self check out line 20 people deep with just two pieces of fruit!
Her reply: F*ck that! That's bananas! I'll go later.
(She's a keeper)
In our household, we remind all visitors that we are accepting of all forms of self-expression
It's ok if you are sad when using the restroom. It's your potty and you can cry if you want to.
Whoever stole my self-confidence books
I hope you're proud of yourself
I like dad jokes about the eyes
My doctor friend accidently cut himself. I offered to help, but he refused.
I responded, " Fine, suture self".
I applied for a job hanging mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus; TUBA is also an acronym for...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
You may already know that SCUBA is an acronym for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that TUBA is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Did you know that TUBA is also an acronym?
for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
As you know, SCUBA stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But did you know TUBA is also an acronym?
It stands for
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
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