26 Hilarious Selfie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Tried to take a selfie in the shower.

It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues.

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👤︎ u/AspenTD

📅︎ May 21 2021

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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👤︎ u/multiplefroggs

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)

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👤︎ u/SirSouls_

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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The wife, taking a selfie with the kids: "Cheese kids!"

Me: That's a common mistake, but they're actually real kids.

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👤︎ u/mikethelabguy

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?

A shelfie.

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👤︎ u/kvnhntn

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

Hashtag nofilter

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👤︎ u/hooligan_86

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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To the person who stole my selfie stick...

...You need to take a long look at yourself.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 15 2020

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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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I bought a selfie-stick

here's a photo of my daughter and me taken with it

http://i.imgur.com/In3hWXC.jpg

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👤︎ u/PonyMamacrane

📅︎ Jul 21 2015

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I don't get vaping while taking a bathroom selfie,

it's all smoke and mirrors to me.

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👤︎ u/jdmpersson

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation

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👤︎ u/AsymptoticAbyss

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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My friend Richard sent me a selfie.

It was a Dickpic.

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👤︎ u/WhereBeThemPieRates

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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When the first device with AI takes a picture of itself, it'll be selfie aware.

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👤︎ u/clit_or_us

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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If a guy named Richard sends a selfie, can he say he sent a Dick pic?

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👤︎ u/nosonofmine

📅︎ Jul 31 2014

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I saw one of those selfie cell phone holders the other day and thought that it should be called:

The Narcissus Stick.

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👤︎ u/mskulker

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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Friend had a tie on in front of a fan. He kept saying "go up for the selfie", to which I replied ....

I think you need Tiagra. TIE-AGRA. HAHAHAHA SOMEONE KILL ME.

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👤︎ u/subscriptionskipper

📅︎ Oct 29 2014

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what happens when a fish takes a selfie?

well it dies of course. #nofilter

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👤︎ u/lockzackary

📅︎ Mar 18 2015

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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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👤︎ u/korabdrg

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

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👤︎ u/jmar4234

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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👤︎ u/Connor0388

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but it came out blurry.

He has selfie-steam issues

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👤︎ u/hannahunfiltered

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

(credit: @willieilish_)

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👤︎ u/madilikescats

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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To the person who stole my selfie stick,..

I hope you’re taking a long look at yourself.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 19 2020

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To the person who stole my selfie stick..

I hope you are taking a long hard look at yourself.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Tried to take a selfie in the shower this morning

Turns out I have selfie-steam issues.

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👤︎ u/gregorybrad

📅︎ Aug 24 2016

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I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed

Hashtag nofilter

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👤︎ u/yeetyboi8787

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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