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Self Portrait Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Portrait"

A friend asked me for help to mount his self-portrait on the wall the other day, so I went and bought him all the twisted cord that I could find...

“What’s all this for?” he asked...

“Well” I replied, “I’ve heard that if you give a man enough rope, he will hang himself”.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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How do you become a self-portrait painter?

It's all about selling yourself.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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👤︎ u/suktupbutterkup
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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