Tried to take a selfie in the shower.

It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSouls_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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The wife, taking a selfie with the kids: "Cheese kids!"

Me: That's a common mistake, but they're actually real kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethelabguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooligan_86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?

A shelfie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvnhntn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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To the person who stole my selfie stick...

...You need to take a long look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I bought a selfie-stick

here's a photo of my daughter and me taken with it

http://i.imgur.com/In3hWXC.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PonyMamacrane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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I don't get vaping while taking a bathroom selfie,

it's all smoke and mirrors to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdmpersson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsymptoticAbyss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My friend Richard sent me a selfie.

It was a Dickpic.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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When the first device with AI takes a picture of itself, it'll be selfie aware.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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If a guy named Richard sends a selfie, can he say he sent a Dick pic?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nosonofmine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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I saw one of those selfie cell phone holders the other day and thought that it should be called:

The Narcissus Stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mskulker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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what happens when a fish takes a selfie?

well it dies of course. #nofilter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockzackary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but it came out blurry.

He has selfie-steam issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

(credit: @willieilish_)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madilikescats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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To the person who stole my selfie stick,..

I hope you’re taking a long look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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To the person who stole my selfie stick..

I hope you are taking a long hard look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Tried to take a selfie in the shower this morning

Turns out I have selfie-steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed

Hashtag nofilter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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