I am addicted to seaweed....

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Yesterday, I couldn't stop making jokes about seaweed

. . . I couldn't Kelp myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Neither of them remembers what the Japanese call seaweed.

Nor I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I have an obsession with staring at seaweed...

...I need to seek kelp for this addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How does a fish get high? Seaweed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tag-on-Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Can you smoke seaweed?

Sure, just use a water pipe.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat_the_brat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The ocean flushed out a lot of seaweed...

I guess one could say the tides were pretty high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahmednadeemawaan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea?

Kelp! Kelp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YummyKorea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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My sister said she doesn't like seaweed. My dad said he does. However..

He said he didn't like D-weed.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why was the beach smelly?

Because the seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What’s Spongebob’s favorite drug?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfsjjtwwdgiiyr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I work in the kelp industry

Needless to say, I seaweed everyday

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why do ocean fish have red eyes?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...

...would it be seaweed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Sea all the puns here oar do you naut?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikingdoms
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2013
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What do stoner mermaids smoke?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcrolloPeed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Did you hear that the Little Mermaid went to jail?

She was busted selling seaweed.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

You seakelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanStillYeets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed ?

Sea Kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I am addicted to seaweed.

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I’m addicted to seaweed…

I must seek kelp…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I'm addicted to seaweed

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Me_is_Mick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What do fish get high on?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do Pirates get high on?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnielsen776
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why was the tide high?

Because of the seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAFdeexy80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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How do fish get high

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oscidor303
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What does a Mermaid smoke?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do fish smoke?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_loh_loh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do fish smoke to get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miggy420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatheraabed
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What is a fish’s favorite drug?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PistolPeteLara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egebung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liquid_burrito
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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How does the ocean get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saspa314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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What is Aquaman's favorite drug?

Seaweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troublebrewing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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