I was driving and saw a Schmitt bread truck with a blown tire on the side of the road.

I was alone in the car, but still said "I bet he's having a schmitty day" and giggled like a dumbass all the way home

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My wife says she doesn't know who the last man on the moon was...

She doesn't know Jack Schmitt.

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