How do you make a sausage roll?

You push it down a hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?

Connor McGreggsor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylevanbuuren
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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A coworker brought donuts and sausage rolls for Valentines day...

... but by the time I made it to the break room, the sausage rolls were gone.

I stood there, looking at the donuts, lamenting the missed opportunity of the sausage rolls.

Another coworker overheard me, stating "Well maybe it's a good thing, ya know, maybe you're watching your weight?"

I picked up a chocolate frosted donut and took a bite. I turned to her and replied, "Yes, I am watching my weight."

"But shouldn't you not -"

"I'm watching my weight go up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekennanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Why are AC/DC always so hungry?

Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a turkey sausage rolling around in a pan?

A poultry-geist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NyanMudkip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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As I got older I find I need only three shops

Specsavers, Boots and Gregg’s. My life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Cock and sperm joke for kids

(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)

Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:

"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"

Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.

When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.

My sister, around 8 at that time, had a few hundred more sausage dinners to "ketchup" ;) I'm not doing so bad myself, 'ey?

Edit: For the slow people out there, this joke is about sausage=penis, sauce=sperm and getting fat=pregnant. Did you have your moment too?? Admittingly, the joke works better in my native language, but you get the idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathrowHappymeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Uncle (Dads mate) Cafe

So my dads best mate and I went to a cafe for lunch and it goes something like this;

Me: Hey! Could I please have a flat white and two sausage rolls, cheers

Dads Mate: Yeah, I'll have the same actually

Waitress: No worries, and are you two together?

Dads Mate: Nah we're just eating lunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonhuntr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden. Usually followed by 'how do you make a sausage roll? Push it down the hill'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljeyres
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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How do you make a sausage roll

Push it down the hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ort0810
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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How do you make a sausage roll?

You push it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirspence4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeL33ter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Do you know how to make a sausage roll?

Push it off a hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How do you make a sausage roll

You push it down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lulucifer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugpom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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