I had a joke about meat substitutes

But it was too Quorny

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Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!

Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!

It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!

Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!

Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!

TL/DR:

If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!

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What's the common between tofu and dildo ?

Both are meat substitutes

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I think I'm ready

I was talking with a mate yesterday about vegetarianism, I said "I could never be a vegetarian, I like meat too much"

To which he responded "You can always use a meat substitute"

"Yeah" I replied "But wouldn't that just be cutting Quorners?"

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