Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
What's the difference between Satan and Santa?
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
Friend: ...my wife is uncomfortable with them because they’ve joined the church of Satan. Like, he showed me his membership card. They’re paid members, man.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece
there will be Hell Toupee
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
Why does satan hate geometry?
A nagging wife yelling at her husband "I would rather married Satan than marrying you"
Husband, "legally a brother and sister can't get married"
I can't say for satan, but I reckon he's born to play the part
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
Why did Satan go to the gym?
How did you know Satan was going to Europe?
The flight from SIN to HEL vanished in Finnair.
Did you hear satan got a new hair piece?
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
Thinking of becoming a Satan worshiper
What's the name of Satans wig shop?
What does satan eat for breakfast?
What will happen when Satan will put videos on youtube?
They will get demonitized.
Why did Satan tear the shoe in half?
Cause he just wanted the sole.
What does Satan shave with?
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
Why does Satan not eat the Pizza bone?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Satan's Wig Shop
I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
... there would be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be Hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell Toupee.
Edit: typo
If Satan ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee.
If Satan lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupée
If satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupee.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be a hell toupee
If Satan goes bald....
There will be hell toupée
If satan ever went bald
There would be hell toupee
When Satan goes bald
There will be hell toupee
If satan ever loses his hair
There will be hell toupee
If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee
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