Nah...they're mine, I said.
Glad he ate her
"Gladiator?"
"No I really miss her"
It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
"No mate, they're mine."
Russell
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
The owner quickly replies, “No, they’re mine!”
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
less miserable
I’m gladiator.
Hollapinos
Art.
Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.
No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.
No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat
No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell
At the city dump? Phil
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
Russell.
We called him Russell
Russell
Edit: correct name spelling
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.
The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.
Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both
Dave: Hold on I have to take a picture of the baby ducks or my wife will kill me.
Russell: Why not just steal a couple and take them home.
Me: That would be a crime most fowl.
Russell
Russell Crowe
Curt Russel
Russel.
Russel
Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:
Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.
I couldn't have done it without your support !!!
Russell.
Which was closely followed up by "What do you call a guy with a number plate on his forehead? - Reg".
Honestly Dad. Really?
My brother and I were walking to the library after I picked him up from school, and some bushes moved a little bit as we passed by them.
Bro: Did you hear that?
Me: Hear what?
Bro: The rustle in the bushes
Me: How did you know his name was Russell?
And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.
I said, “No, they’re mine”
Gladiator?
No, I really miss her.
And I said “No they’re mine”
Nah, they're mine.
Russell
