But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
The owner quickly replies, “No, they’re mine!”
And I said “No they’re mine”
less miserable
I’m gladiator.
Glad he ate her
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
"Gladiator?"
"No I really miss her"
It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.
It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.
"No mate, they're mine."
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
Art.
Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.
No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.
No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat
No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell
At the city dump? Phil
Hollapinos
Russell.
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
We called him Russell
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
Russell
Edit: correct name spelling
Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both
He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.
The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.
Curt Russel
Russell
Dave: Hold on I have to take a picture of the baby ducks or my wife will kill me.
Russell: Why not just steal a couple and take them home.
Me: That would be a crime most fowl.
Russel.
Russell Crowe
Russel
Russell.
Which was closely followed up by "What do you call a guy with a number plate on his forehead? - Reg".
Honestly Dad. Really?
My brother and I were walking to the library after I picked him up from school, and some bushes moved a little bit as we passed by them.
Bro: Did you hear that?
Me: Hear what?
Bro: The rustle in the bushes
Me: How did you know his name was Russell?
And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.
Nah, they're mine.
Nah...they're mine, I said.
I said, “No, they’re mine”
Gladiator?
No, I really miss her.
Russell
