Check it out. Second verse. This lives in my head rent free and I think about it a lot.

The implications are concerning. I can't get over it.

More research is needed.

Wow, I can't believe it's all over. Thanks SO MUCH to everyone for voting. We have had thousands and thousands of votes and it has been an emotional whirlwind from start to finish.

Before I reveal the winners, and the full listing, just remember that this isn't an exact list given it was in a tournament but I made a full list based on their round position, and position within rounds.

Hope everyone had a Happy Christmas if they celebrate it, or a great weekend if they don't!

The Winner is....

TOFFEE APPLE CHEW

Despite a near tie in the semis, when TACy came up against Belinda it was a comfortable win with the soul sister stallion getting over 62% of the votes. That means the bad business bitch is in second place.

In third we have of course, Bella Ridley, who got 87% of the third match votes leaving Des Martin (poor, poor Des) in distant fourth.

Thanks again everyone and I hope you all enjoyed it!

2021 Belinda Blinked; Favourite Character Reddit Listings

1. Toffee Apple Chew
2. Belinda Blumenthal
3. Bella Ridley
4. Des Martin
5. Gertrude, Duchess of Epsom
6. Herr Wolfgang Bisch
7. Petra
8. Giselle Maarschalkerweerd de Klotz
9. Agent Helga Jonker
10. Hazel
11. Maeve / Agent XYZ
12. James Spooner
13. The Jail Man
14. Sir James Godwin
15. Mistress Sweetjuice
16. Alfie Small
17. Jim Sterling
18. Marco Orrigues
19. Hank Skank
20. Wayne Burt / Dr. Pieter Robbins
21. Gerramima St. Frostfirst
22. Sam the Youngish Manager
23. Peter Rouse
24. Paddy O’Hamlin
25. Old Mother Blumenthal
26. Cosmo Macaroon
27. Butch the Sunburnt Kid
28. Chiara Montague
29. Benny Bella’s Brother
30. Bill from HR
31. Countess Zara
32. Professor Slinz
33. Clint
34. Ken Dewberry
35. Señor Zip
36. Tony Sylvester
37. Penelope Pollet
38. Paddy the Barman
39. God
40. Claus Bloch
41. Adaam
42. George Sylvester
43. Alphonse Stirbacker
44. Mr. Hushman the Background Goon
45. Christina Rouse
46. Gretta Schweinsteiger
47. The Rotweiller Fixxfudge
48. Contessa Lucia Lorenzo
49. Aldo Fellini
50. Monty the Anciently Housemaster of the Keys
51. Clarence
52. Andy Millstone
53. Dr. Veronica Study
54. Cedric
55. Grigor Kalanzky
56. Ethel
57. The Minister who Married Tony and Giselle
58. Virgil
59. Giselle’s Mother
60. Hans Schweinsteiger
61. Vicky Woods
62. Jim Thompson
63. Madeline Chocolat
64. Zachariah
65. Queen Elizabeth II
66. The Flight Attendant to Australia
67. Ian Snail
68. Fanny Driller
69. Quince
70. Monty Jim the Pizza Boy
71. Uncle Ariel
72. Chantelle
73. Mrs. Huddlesbird
74. Nor

"I blinked; it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked me to remove my jacket and silk blouse."

"He grabbed my cervix."

“Des stood up and walked around the desk. He stood behind me and put his arms over my shoulders. He gently touched the silken fabric, undid the four buttons and slid his warm hands over my breasts. He found my nipples and started to rub them. I groaned for the sixtieth time in two days. ”

“I started to flex my cervix, I needed about five minutes of exercises to get it into peak condition, just the way my personal trainer in London had taught me.”

"“Funny,’ I thought, ‘that a man so quiet was in charge of all the sound in the whole of the Millennium Dome building’.”

“Once I had Bloch naked I went on all fours and snarled, ‘Fuck me doggy style!”

“Oh really?’ I said with the entertainment value of a week at Sandy Balls. I stood, clicked my finger buds twice and my whole dress fell to the ground. It revealed only my body. But not just my body. I was wearing nothing but pot and pan lids covering my nips and very own lids. ‘Look here Mr Agent, man! Oxy! Brillo! Range range range!’ I chanted as I shaked my bits, bobs and boobs.”

"It suddenly felt like Xmas, and I got up and started to microwave the mulled red wine."

Round One Now Open! Voting ends on Saturday, December 18th at 10pm (GMT).. So get on it!!

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You will be able to view the progress of the whole tournament here.

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Well that was fun, we have gone from 113 characters down to 64. Some interesting results and some fun facts. You can see the scores for each match and the tournament progress here.

Facts on Round One:

• No love for our groups, with the McDonough Brothers and The Hunts Girls falling at the first post.
• Queen Elizabeth II loses out to Vergil by 0.4.%.
• Belinda and Giselle’s mothers go through, Bella’s doesn't.
• The least voted for character was Lara, attracting just under 2% of her rounds vote.
• The most successful character was Chiara Montague, with over 98% of her rounds. vote.
• God breezes into round two, but Dick Van Dyke doesn't.

Voting for round two is now open and will close Monday, December 20th at 6pm (GMT).

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Wow, this is getting tense. Here are the results of the quarter finals.

• Belinda beat poor Petra #IHopeYouUnderstand
• Des Martin beat Bisch.
• Toffee Apple Chew beat The Duchess (!)
• Bella beat Giselle.

Let's have at it. Voting closes December 25th at 6pm GMT. Have a great day and happy holidays to all!

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Wow, even more people taking part now. For the last round we had double the number of voters that we had in the first round. Thanks so much!

Results:

• Belinda beat Alfie Small.
• Petra beat Agent Helga.
• Des Martin beat Hazel.
• Bisch beat Maeve.
• The Duchess beat Mistress Sweetjuice.
• Toffee Apple Chew beat Sp00ner.
• Bella beat Sir James Godwin.
• Giselle beat The Jail Man.

Full information on the previous results are available here.

Voting ends Friday the 24th of December at 12 noon (GMT).

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Wow, a huge surge in voting for round two, thanks SO much for taking part.

We have gone down from 112 characters to the final 32 here. Some iconic matches here. The decisions are going to get more difficult from now on.

Some painful goodbyes in the previous round, such as Georgey Porgy, Clint (lost by 0.3%!), God, Christina and her ass, Jim Thompson, Tony Sylvester and Ken Dewsbury.

Full information on the previous results are available here.

Voting ends Tuesday the 21st of December at 9pm (GMT).

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Almost there, from 112 characters we are down to the final 16. Some notes on the previous round:

• Bill from HR, Paddy O'Hamlin and Professor Slinz from Steele's say bye bye.
• A bit of a shock as the Petra Supremacy defeated Jim Sterling by 1.1%. Giddy up partner.
• The Duchess easily beat The Countess in the battle of the aristocracy.
• Back to Liverpool with Garramima St. Frostfirst sadly as she was beaten by Hazel the bloody co-pilot from books 2 and 3.
• Alfie Small easily beat Benny Bella's Brother and Spooner defeated Sam the Youngish Manager.

Full information on the previous results are available here.

Voting ends Thursday the 22nd of December at 12 noon (GMT).

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Discuss.

I had gotten really behind this year and was finally bingeing through Season 6. This season has been wild but, my absolute favorite part was definitely Belinda going on her angry sex spree through the office. I was in tears laughing about her spitting out a penis to call one of the RSMs a bitch. It was just epic Rocky writing for me and I love that as soon as she got introduced to someone "new" in Tony's office she switched it off. Always ready to switch back to the professional business woman our Belinda.

What do you think Belinda will get up to as Steele's new major rival?

As international sales director, she has landed Steele's more clients than Bella can probably count (Russian, Dutch, American, Australian, Belgian, French, and potentially Italian on the horizon too). I want to see Belinda destroy Steele's with her incredible (in all sense of the word) business acumen.

Are the Christmas specials set around the same Christmas? Or are we getting a peak into the future/ alternate timelines? Are they canon?

What passages of the text haunt you to this day?

• When Belinda was hired she was told the clients would want to "try her out". So grim.
• The entirety of Ken Dewsbury's cellar, with his premeditated filming setup.
• Alfonse wanting to film Belinda in the chocolate fountain (regardless of her consent) and put it on UTube.
• Rotten Bish's woof filling the room.
• Belinda attempting to die by suicide after stealing two printer cartridges.

What do you think Belinda uses to make a citizen’s arrest?