Donald Rump
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l30P
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Why do they call it rump roast?

Cause nobody wants to eat cow ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draelix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I had donkey meat for the first time.

It tasted like ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldManBacala
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Food Name Puns

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

  • Happy Grillmore
  • Spaghetti Murphy
  • Lasagnye West
  • Forrest Rump
  • Egg Sheeran
  • David Jafflehoff
  • The Lamb Shank Redemption
  • Beef Me Up Scotty
  • HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tosswinkle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Deja Moo

Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.

Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)


Now these are puns all about COWS

Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.

And I’d like to take a minute but I won’t stop and prattle

And tell you this story you haven’t HERD about cattle.


In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.

In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.

Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.

TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.


When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me

Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.

I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared

She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.


I whistled for a calf and when it came near

Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!

If anything I can say this STEAK is rare

But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didn’t care!


I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8

More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.

So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,

Bevo ain’t a cow, don’t got what I’m after.


Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyCasey412
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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Dad joke at the dinner table...

So we were sat at the table with a Sunday roast and we were on the subject of meats.

My Mum asks "what's the difference between sirloin and rump?"

My Dad comes back with "one's been knighted.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boothinell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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While at the supermarket...

My wife and I entered WinCo to do some dinner shopping, and we walked by the meat counter just as a stocker with a serious case of plumber's crack was putting meat out. I turned to my wife and said, "That's not the kind of rump roast I had in mind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyhandedDOOM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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