A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Royalty free music
Because everyone got confused when someone said “king me” and they received a royal crown
In Duckingham Palace.
They had a little toot-in-common.
I get my crown next week
They get extremely annoyed
Check if its blue-budded.
Prints
Not much
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
It's because they do it door-tudor
That was completely out of the blue.
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
Apparently, Mum's the word.
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
The rulers
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
Now they can Scandinavian.
A dis-count.
Because it wasn't king-size.
That's a terrible name.
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
It has to be very public, so they cantaloupe.
Fingerprince
Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.
Son: what?
Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.
My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.
There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud
