What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?

I see red people

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I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses

Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...

That’s when I finally realized I’m colorblind

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In need of Rose puns

For a silent auction for a non-profit I'm helping with they need rose puns/play on words for the packages. It's a wine event as well. Here are some of the ideas I've figured out as well. Whine and Rows? Rose Colored Glasses Rose and Shone

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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A man's three daughters are wondering how they got their names...

"Daddy, why is my name Violet?" the first girl asks.

"Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?" the second girl asks.

"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"My favorite color is potato," the third girl says.

"Shut up, Brick!"

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