A good romance starts with a good friendship

And a bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charley_Benson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What is a jawa's favorite pasta?

Ro-tini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why is electricity always so chilled out?

It’s down to earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolfin360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you call a spinning potato?

A ro-tator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I hit a rat with my car today

It left a ro-dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fireballinc55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What do Mexicans wear when they are sad?

A sombre-ro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Baobab_Tree_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What did the dyslexic Captain say when he tried to teach his crew how to sing?

Ro me ti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimJobJugger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's a monster's favorite place to eat?

5 Eyes Boogers and Flies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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I'm no longer in Rome..

Therefore it's now Ro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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A man from Greece and a man from Rome are in a boat.

The man from Greece says, β€œRo-man!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4pidR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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When dad starts a conversation about romance.

Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.

Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?

Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH

Me:

Dad:

Lady Gaga:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAEInferno
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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This is the definition of irony.

iΒ·roΒ·ny

ˈīrΙ™nΔ“/

noun: irony

The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite,

typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specialservices
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I actually submitted my own idea for a Deadpool movie.

He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.

The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myntrith
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My wife got me with this one last night...

We were at the table eating dinner when I glanced at the advertisements for grocery stores. I read the ad wrong and said:

Me: I read that wrong, its gala or pink lady apples, not Lady Gaga apples.

Wife: I dont know about Lady Gaga apples, but I know about Lady Gaga tomatoes.

Me: What?

Wife: Ro-ma, ro-ma-ma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jubelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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What do you see if an Android takes off his pants?

His ro-butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhm614
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Good romance starts with good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolwhaat123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with

β€œRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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