I'm flattered.
A roller bear!
A Skate-Bird.
The rest is mostly downhill
It’s called the David Lee Roth.
Now she’s my flat-mate.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Cheap skates
I thought, “Wow, what a cheapskate!”
But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.
Theme is Mexican food and my last name is Bean. I know the possibilities are endless but I want something perfect.
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
people said i should be offended but i was flattered
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
For the massive drop.
Wheeeeeeee-ls
He gets super loopy.
I've had it up to here.
A pizza slicer just wasn’t gonna cut it.
He responded with, "Because that's how I roll"
I was just along for the rides.
He was chicken
He said he has never passed out on one before.
I said, "Gs, man."
I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.
I have:
Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby
Putin on the Hits
Looking for some for:
-Vladimir Lenin
-Leonid Brezhnev
-Nikita Khrushchev
-Mikhail Gorbachev
Anyone got anything?
Because he had no attachments.
A snow mobile
He was helping his son (7th grade) with some Pre-Algebra homework:
Dad: "What does 5Q+5Q equal?"
Son: "10Q?"
Dad: "You're welcome! Anytime!"
The eye-roll was strong with that one.
So yesterday I'm at Six Flags over Texas and was in my seat ready for the ride to begin. An employee comes over to my seat and says "hands up" so he can check everything. This is when I say "I surrender!"
I was very proud of this and continued to say it on every ride.
Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."
